Friday, March 20, 2009

I've hit an all time low. TMI

So Benjamin is not much of a napper. If he does nap it usually involves falling asleep while nursing. He unlatches and will sleep for about 45 minutes to an hour. I cherish this time. I can type on the computer or eat lunch if it is already prepared.

Anyway, imagine how bad I felt when just minutes into said nap, I had to go to the bathroom. Bad. I knew that if I woke him, he would not go back to sleep. My dilemma was that I would have to let him sleep on my Breast Friend Pillow or put him in his crib where he would cry and be generally unhappy for hours. This seemed like a no brainer to me.

What I didn't mention is that I sometimes don't rehook my bra when he unlatches. So this time I decided to get up and Benjamin took his sleepy opportunity to latch on again. So here I was Breastfeeding while on the pot. Gross and possibly unsanitary to say the least.

Seriously I am the person that has the worst stage fright when it comes to going to the bathroom when others are around. Even if they are rooms away.

Moral of the Story-You never know what lengths you will go to for a sleeping baby.

6 comments:

Mommy Moreno said...

LMAO!! You are absolutely hilarious - and yes its amazing the things you 'stoop' to to ensure some peace and quiet! HAHA

Alison said...

I'm SURE you're not the first, or last, mommy to try this one!!

Marianne said...

I LOVE this story. I can SO see myself doing something like that, I don't even have a baby yet.

Unknown said...

LOL The things we do to never wake a sleeping baby!

Jamers said...

Don't feel bad... I'm sure I will not be above this move someday. :o)

Mrs. Matt said...

Hilarious!!!!!